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Scared In Ur life
JasonVoorhees Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:28 pm
The teacher of the class asks the children the following question.
''Did you had a moment in ur life when u where very scared''
Sarah raises her hand and the teacher says, tell ur story sarah.
sarah starts telling:...
''Last time our lights at home went out, and it became pretty dark''
Teacher: Where you scared?
Sarah: Yes it was scary...
Carl also raised his hand and started telling:...
''Last time i saw a scary movie on tv, and after that i had to go to bed :[''
Teacher: where you scared carl?
Carl: Yes I was scared...
The teacher asks Danny:
''Danny did u ever had a scary moment in ur life?
Danny tells:
''Yes last time when i was playing in my parents bedroom, I suddenly heard my mom on the stairs and because im not allowed to come in their bedroom I hided in the closet''
Teacher: where you scared?
Danny: ''No but then I heard a man coming up the stairs which wasnt my dad :S''
Teacher: Oh Did u got scared now?
Danny: ''No but then my mom and the man started to undress themselves and lay down on the bed together''
Teacher:
did u got scared when that happend then?
Danny: ''No miss, but then the strange man said: ''My (*) Is so Hard, I could destroy that closet overthere with one hit with it''
Danny: ''THEN I WENT PRETTY SCARED''
Hope u like it.
-Kevin (JasonVoorhees)
''Did you had a moment in ur life when u where very scared''
Sarah raises her hand and the teacher says, tell ur story sarah.
sarah starts telling:...
''Last time our lights at home went out, and it became pretty dark''
Teacher: Where you scared?
Sarah: Yes it was scary...
Carl also raised his hand and started telling:...
''Last time i saw a scary movie on tv, and after that i had to go to bed :[''
Teacher: where you scared carl?
Carl: Yes I was scared...
The teacher asks Danny:
''Danny did u ever had a scary moment in ur life?
Danny tells:
''Yes last time when i was playing in my parents bedroom, I suddenly heard my mom on the stairs and because im not allowed to come in their bedroom I hided in the closet''
Teacher: where you scared?
Danny: ''No but then I heard a man coming up the stairs which wasnt my dad :S''
Teacher: Oh Did u got scared now?
Danny: ''No but then my mom and the man started to undress themselves and lay down on the bed together''
Teacher:
did u got scared when that happend then?Danny: ''No miss, but then the strange man said: ''My (*) Is so Hard, I could destroy that closet overthere with one hit with it''
Danny: ''THEN I WENT PRETTY SCARED''
Hope u like it.
-Kevin (JasonVoorhees)
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Earth Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:26 pm
Heres A Joke. (Created By South Park) If You Dont Like Bad Lanauge Dont Read The Followings.
Mr Garrison:Ok Class Whats 5x2 Come On Chowter And Dompey Dont Be Shy, Yes Clive
Clive:12?
Mr Garrison:Ok Thats Get A Anwser From Someone Who Is Not A Complete Retard
Kial:I Think I Know The Anwser Mr Garrison
Carman:Ma Ma
Kial:Shut Up Fat Boy
Cartman: Hey Dont Call Me Fat You Fucking Jue
Mr Garrison: Carman Did You Just Say The F Word
Cartman: Jue?
Kial:Ha
Earth: I Have Taken This Part Out Sorry Because Of The Swearing Etc And Rude Words...
Mr Garrison:How Would You Like To Go And See The Princbal
Carman:And How Would You Like To Suck My Balls
Mr Garrison:What Did You Just Say!!!!!
Cartman:O Im Sorry Im Sorry What I Said Was (Gets Mic) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR GARRSION
Stan:Holy Sh*t Dude
Mr Garrison:Ok Class Whats 5x2 Come On Chowter And Dompey Dont Be Shy, Yes Clive
Clive:12?
Mr Garrison:Ok Thats Get A Anwser From Someone Who Is Not A Complete Retard
Kial:I Think I Know The Anwser Mr Garrison
Carman:Ma Ma
Kial:Shut Up Fat Boy
Cartman: Hey Dont Call Me Fat You Fucking Jue
Mr Garrison: Carman Did You Just Say The F Word
Cartman: Jue?
Kial:Ha
Earth: I Have Taken This Part Out Sorry Because Of The Swearing Etc And Rude Words...
Mr Garrison:How Would You Like To Go And See The Princbal
Carman:And How Would You Like To Suck My Balls
Mr Garrison:What Did You Just Say!!!!!
Cartman:O Im Sorry Im Sorry What I Said Was (Gets Mic) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR GARRSION
Stan:Holy Sh*t Dude
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