My Jokes lol

RaceyGracey1 Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:36 am

Joke 1:
Okay so there were 3 guys on a aeroplane, there was a Chinese man, a scottish man and a maori man, The plane started to fall so they had to throw one thing off each.
The scottish man threw off a set of bag pipes and said "Ive got enough of these in my country"
The Chinese man threw off a set of chop sticks and said "Ive got enough of these in my country"
The Moari man threw off the chinese man and said "Ive got enough of these in my country"
LOL!

Joke 2:
There were 3 men, a gay guy and 2 straight guys, they were best friends, they went camping together, but there was only one bed so they all hopped into it and went to sleep, in the morning one of the straight guys said "I had a dream that i had a wife and she was beautiful" the other straight guy said "I had a dream that i had 10,000000 dollars!" Then the Gay guy said "I had a dream that i went skiing" LOL (You get it? grabbing both straight guys dicks and pulling then back and forth in the snow!)

Lol hoped you liked my jokes!